{"id":1561,"date":"2014-09-12T18:00:01","date_gmt":"2014-09-12T18:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heidesch.de\/blog\/?p=1561"},"modified":"2015-03-30T20:52:11","modified_gmt":"2015-03-30T20:52:11","slug":"four-in-one-and-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/heidesch.de\/blog\/?p=1561","title":{"rendered":"four-in-one and more"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gerade beim Einkaufen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>x)<\/strong> Ein Mann, der aussah wie <em>Michel Houellebecq<\/em>\u00a0sicher in 20 Jahren aussehen wird, ging\u00a0am Einkaufszentrum vorbei. Er trug\u00a0einen beigen Trenchcoat und einen schwarzen Jutebeutel mit dem Schriftzug <em>You are a virgin aren&#8217;t you?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>x)<\/strong> Eine Frau, die aussah\u00a0wie <em>Helene Hegemann<\/em>, sa\u00df\u00a0in der Drogerie\u00a0<span class=\"Apple-style-span\">an der Kasse<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>x)<\/strong> Im Supermarkt gab\u00a0es neue Einkaufswagen. In einer der\u00a0n\u00e4chsten Versionen wird mir der Griff der Wagen sicher\u00a0bis zum Kinn reichen.<\/p>\n<p><strong>x)<\/strong> Ein Kleintransporter\u00a0mit der Aufschrift &#8220;eXpress. Non-Food and more&#8221; fuhr an mir vorbei.<br \/>\nInteressant, was die Firma wohl noch alles nicht anbietet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gerade beim Einkaufen&#8230; x) Ein Mann, der aussah wie Michel Houellebecq\u00a0sicher in 20 Jahren aussehen wird, ging\u00a0am Einkaufszentrum vorbei. Er trug\u00a0einen beigen Trenchcoat und einen schwarzen Jutebeutel mit dem Schriftzug You are a virgin aren&#8217;t you? x) Eine Frau, die aussah\u00a0wie Helene Hegemann, sa\u00df\u00a0in der Drogerie\u00a0an der Kasse. x) Im Supermarkt gab\u00a0es neue Einkaufswagen. In [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[14,591,592,44,590,588,54,269,593,112,589],"class_list":["post-1561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-im-affekt","tag-alter","tag-aussehen","tag-aussicht","tag-design","tag-drogen","tag-einkauf","tag-essen","tag-frankreich","tag-grose","tag-literatur","tag-wagen","post_format-post-format-aside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/heidesch.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/heidesch.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/heidesch.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heidesch.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heidesch.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1561"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/heidesch.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1561\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1578,"href":"https:\/\/heidesch.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1561\/revisions\/1578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/heidesch.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heidesch.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heidesch.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}